Jean Paul Sartre (as 911 operator)
Now this shit is funny ;)Â J.P. Sartre playing the part of a 911 operator. (by Tyler Smith)
CALLER: What in the shit are you talking about? I was just making margaritas …
OPERATOR: Ah, oui. Vous pensez. A typical ignorance of the common folk. Perhaps this is why you sit with your extremity half-digested in the bowels of the blender. It seems you are … comment devoir je dis … a student of Kant? Freedom. I spit.
 The trick is to imagine this with a thick french accent ;)