How to answer the phone
May 17th, 2005 
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“You’ll have to speak up; I’m wearing a towel.”
“Road Kill Cafe. You kill ’em, we grill ’em!” (or “You cream ’em, we steam ’em!)”
“Mike’s Abortion Clinic,
You Lay ’em,
We Slay ’em
No Fetus can beat us…..”
You Lay ’em,
We Slay ’em
No Fetus can beat us…..”
“Jim’s gun shop. Shoot.”
